Tuesday, July 28, 2009

More to Love

More to Love, FOX's Plus-size version of 'The Bachelor', was horrible, horrible, horrible. First of damn all, how DARE they portray us (big girls) as desperate, get's-no-loving, losers. Where are the confident chicks????????? Second of damn all, where the hell were the Blacks? How you got a show about big girls and no Blacks? Last of damn all, why couldn't we get a fine, sexy, 6-pack having man? I mean no offense to dude, he cute, but what is FOX trying to say? Needless to say, I won't be watching this ish ever again. BET? Are you listening? Can you come out with a NON-GHETTO version? I repeat a NON-GHETTO version with some confident chicks and a sexy man? Thanks.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Kim and Reggie are Dunzo

One of my favorite jungle fever couples has split. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush broke up, sighting scheduling conflicts and what not. Girl please, as fine as Reggie is I would make my schedule fit his, ya dig? Anywho, I have a feeling we won't be seeing the last of these two. But, here are my picks for who Kim should date next.

Brian Westbrook of the Philadelphia Eagles - chocolate, stocky football player like Reggie

Ray J - I know she been there already but she could keep him occupied from making anymore dumb ass shows

Justin Timberlake - because Jessica Biel just won't do

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

You Got A Lot Of Nerve

Who you calling a fag Weezy? Last time I checked Wendy needed to hit the "How U Doin?" button on you. Lil Wayne did a freestyle in which he called Michael Jackson a 'fag'. In the words of my friend Crystal, "For shame!!"


Those of you that know me know that I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE radio/TV host Wendy Williams (how u doin?). She just launched her new TV talk show and apparently its been proving too much to keep doing both. Charlamagne posted on his Twitter account that tomorrow Wendy will announce on her radio show at 4PM Eastern that she will be resigning from radio for now. I hope this isn't true, but Charlagmagne wouldn't lie and he would know. I am soooo devastated! Who is going to get me through my work days????? I'm going to go cry *sigh*.

from Cthagod:
"Wendy Williams (@wendyshow) is leaving radio. (For now) official resignation announcement 4PM Thursday on WBLS from Wendy herself."

Kelis Gives Birth

Kelis has given birth to Nas's son, Knight Jones. Congrats! Now can you two put this foolishness aside and act like civil co-parents? I mean really. Kelis you should have NO time now to be blogging about Nas's donkeydom.

Say It Ain't So

Please please please tell me my baby's father #29 aka Ben Roethlisberger did not pull a Kobe Bryant by luring some hoe up to his room to "fix the tv" only to tap that ass when she got up in the room. Damn, damn, damn James!!! Ugh, so some chick is filing a sexual assault lawsuit against Pittsburgh Steeler QB, Ben Roethlisberger, alleging he raped her (why couldn't it have been meeee...I won't complain). Whatever ho, you know u liked that ish. Maybe she likes Black guys, whatevs. Ok ok rape is nothing to joke about, but I just can't believe Ben would do such a thing. SMH. We shall see how this plays out. READ

Naked Cowboy for Mayor!

Yup, you read that right. New York City's own Naked Cowboy that stays perched in Times Square is running for mayor. Um...yea...good luck with that. FULL STORY

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Bill O'Reilly The Remix

OMG this is f-ing hilarious! The remix to when Bill O'Reilly lost his damn mind (as usual) and was cussing out folk on Inside Edition. SMH

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Eye Candy of the Day

In honor of the MLB All Star Game tonight, enjoy a montage of MLB Baseball Hotties...

David Wright, NY Mets

Chase Utley, Philadelphia Phillies

Johan Santana, NY Mets

Shane Victorino, Phillies

Oh Brit Brit, I Feel Your Pain

Britney Spears is fat again y'all! No, not my words but the alleged words of her entourage. According to Contact Music, Britney has gained 14 pounds in a month on her break from touring. Sham F*cking Wow. Its not Brit's fault, its the food! It calls your name. I understand Britney, I understaaaaaaaaaaaaand. I don't know what all the fan fare is for, chick will lose it all as soon as she starts pop and locking again on tour. READ ABOUT IT

Who Said This Ish?

I came across a rather smashing quote. Thought we should play a game of Who Said This Ish?
"It's wonderful. I grew up around gay people my entire life, basically, that's possibly why I'm quite camp, and some people think I'm gay when I meet them, which I think is awesome. It's always good to keep them guessing"

What? Way to quiet down those gay rumors. I think a million teenage girls just shat themselves.



Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter of course

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler

OH HELLLLLL NO! B*tch better back the hell up off my man. Gerry know he like the brown. I am not happy with these pictures of Jen "Ain't-Got-No-Man" Aniston and Gerry "I'm-so-fine" Butler canoodling on set of The Bounty. Jen just don't know I don't take kindly to unapproved hoes up on my men. I best not see you in dem skreets of NYC hooch! INF Daily has the pics. *sigh*

Jessica Shame on You

If this ish is true, Jessica Simpson is donkey of the month. RadarOnline.com reports the "alleged" real reason Tony dumped them boobs.

“They were hanging out and he picked up her phone and she got defensive about it,” the source revealed. “Tony found messages from John [Mayer] and went ballistic.”

Really? You ruined your relationship with Mr. Romo because of some John "whore" Mayer? Oh Jessica, you really are as blonde as you look. FULL STORY

Baby News: Joey McIntyre Adds Another

Congratulations to Joey McIntyre (NKOTB) and wifey Barrett. They will be adding baby #2 to their family along side 20 month old Griffin. NKOTB is currently on tour and have been for a minute. Barrett and Griffin have been tagging along with Joey. Sounds like Joey and Barrett was getting it in on the bus! LOL. She is due in December and it will be a boy! Congrats to the couple. People.com has the FULL STORY

Monday, July 13, 2009

Racism Alive and Well

I can't even type I'm so mad at this. I will never understand what makes people so hate-filled and ignorant. I wanted to cry reading this article. Just disgusting. For those people who think just because a Black man was voted into the White House that racism is dead? You are SOOOOOOOO far off its not even funny. Here's just a taste of what, unfortunately, a whole lot of people think.
In regards to Malia:
"A typical street whore." "A bunch of ghetto thugs." "Ghetto street trash." "Wonder when she will get her first abortion."

Conservatives go Off on Obama Family-FULL STORY

Shot on the Toilet

I believe the title says it all. Damn shame. Can't even pee without being shot.

TAMPA, Fla. -Authorities said a bullet from a gun that was accidentally dropped injured a Tampa woman sitting in a bathroom stall. Police said the bullet hit 53-year-old Janifer Bliss in the lower left leg. She was taken to a hospital with minor injuries.
Bliss was sitting on the toilet in a hotel bathroom when a woman in the next stall accidentally let her handgun slip out of her waist holster. The weapon discharged when it hit the ground.
Police said the gun belonged to a 56-year-old woman who has a concealed weapons permit.
The case has been referred to the State Attorney's Office to determine if any charges will be filed.

Source: AP via AOL.com

Jessica and Tony Split!

Another celebrity couple bites the dust. And the bastard couldn't even wait until after Jessica's 29th bday to get rid of her. SMH. Damn u Tony, Damn u!! That's right, he dumped her the day before her birthday.

From People.com:
"She is heartbroken," says the source. "She loves Tony. But it's been difficult lately. He's busy with his career and she's getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways."

Oh well Jess. Hopefully, you'll find the ONE someday. FULL STORY

Finally, Pagano's Gets Their Due!

I am so sick and tired of people saying Geno's, Pat's and Steve's have the best cheesesteaks in Philly. That ish is nasty. I like Jim's Steaks and all, but I been repping Pagano's hard since I was a little girl. Every best cheesesteak list I've ever seen, Pagano's was NEVER on it. Maybe because its in the hood and not in a "tourist-friendly" area. But, whatever. A good cheesesteak is a good mutha f-ing cheesesteak!!!

So, today, much to my delight, I came across the cover story of City Paper. They list the 10 best cheesesteaks you've never had. And FINALLY, there at number eight was PAGANO'S! Hooray! So now what I, and my whole family, have been saying for years finally gets its press. Pagano's is that real ish, period. Anything less is a fake! I dare you to try it and not fall in love.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Who's In Charge of Advertising?

Who thought this choice of words was a good idea? Damnit Dairy Queen. SMH

Eye Candy of the Day

This man needs NO introduction. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN...ladies and gents, Mr. Idris Elba

And since dudes (straight ones) read this blog too, here is a little something for y'all. Sanaa Lathan is gorgeous and I have a mini girl crush on her.


Donkeys of the Day

Um, for a second I thought I was going to have to title this post 'Damnit Black People' again, lol, but this is some Polish folks! Let me find out beat downs, knife fights and what not go on at their weddings too. I stumbled upon this hilarious case of donkeydom where a couple gets married, gets their fight on and divorces all in the same day. Ain't that some ish.

A Polish couple who had been living together in Germany got married and decided to get an annulment on the same day, after a huge fight broke out almost immediately post-nuptials. It escalated pretty quickly into that "I never want to see you again" phase, which must be pretty awkward right after tying the knot with somebody.

Then the groom began chasing his bride around with a knife and trying to cut her hair. (Judging by what we learned from the Claire Danes movie, we're pretty sure that's not a Polish wedding tradition.) The cops were called by wifey and they issued the man a restraining order, which he gladly accepted.


Ben Puts Jen on Blast

Remember back when Ben Affleck dated JLO? Well, now he's speaking out about how he really felt during the relationship.
He says, "I was no longer in control of my life. I thought I wanted certain things, but I didn't. I got lost. I felt suffocated, miserable and gross. I should never have gone down that route or got sucked in to all the publicity.
"I was typecast as myself. Too many people weren't getting past what they read about me. That was damaging. I can tell from experience it's bad for you, and bad for your career. So I took a break, went away for a while and let things calm down."

Well now. I just remember how JLo kept you decked out in velour suits. Read the full story at Contact Music

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Sad News Ladies

The finest man on Earth, yes I said Earth, Channing Tatum got married today in Malibu to longtime girlfriend Jenna Dewan. Yes, I'm just as sad and devastated as you are. As much as it pains me to say *sigh* congratulations Channing and Jenna, I hope you are happy together. (wahhhhhhhhhhhh)

And Green Lantern Goes To...

Ryan "Damn I'm Fine" Reynolds! Congrats! He beat out Bradley Cooper and Justin Timberlake for this role. Any of the pics would be great eye candy, but I think Ryan is a fine choice! The movie won't be out until Summer 2011, but in the meantime enjoy the sexiness that is Ryan "Why the f*ck did I marry Scarlet HO-hansson" Reynolds.

The Next Big Thing?

My friend, Crystal, wrote this fabulous review on an up-and-coming rap artist from Las Vegas named Reallionaire Jream. You can listen to his music HERE

There is a dispute among a local Memphis rapper, Skinny Pimp, and Craig Brewer, who is the director of the movie Hustle & Flow, as to who actually came up with the idea for that movie. Many rappers claimed that Ludacris’ character, Skinny Black, was based on their lives. I remember hearing Craig Brewer say something along the lines of he can throw a rock into a crowd and odds are that it will hit someone who claims to be a rapper or musician. In my own experience, ne’er have truer words been spoken. 5 out of every 10 people that I know have an “aspiring” music career, a number that I am sure will be amplified as more and more people find themselves out of work.

Because of the overabundance of rappers, singer, writers and producers (using each of those terms very loosely), we tend not to take musicians seriously until well after they have proved themselves. I am no exception to that notion. In fact, I believe my self to be one of the biggest skeptics when it comes to claims of unique musical ability. So when I hear an artist or track that I find to be a cut above the rest, I deem it my duty to speak up.

I have not been taken aback by pure talent since watching Ryan Leslie’s making of Gibberish, but recently, I have been captivated again. This time by a young hip-hop artist who goes by the name of Reallionaire Jream. I actually came into contact with this young man several years before I even decided to listen to his music (see my previous claims of skepticism for an explanation as to why). He was a young guy scribbling lyrics down in a beat up notebook, with dreams of being heard. Years after this encounter I came across this same young guy on one of those social networking sites, and was pleasantly surprised to find that he was still scribbling and telling his stories to whomever would listen. So I took the time to hear what he what he was all about. Needless to say, I was blown away, and am now a true fan of Reallionaire Jream.

When you think of a 20something year old, hip hop artist who hails from Las Vegas, you expect to hear all about his misrepresented life of crime, what he likes to spend his “benjamins” on, how he gets the barely legal girls to shake and dance for him, or better yet, the art of fellatio (at least that is what I had expected). But that is not what I got. In his songs, Reallionaire Jream, who prides himself on “being real”, is simply telling it like it is; giving you the opportunity to envision the world through his eyes. He talks about life, in general, personal triumphs and tragedies, his influences, his views on past relationships and young love, his family, and so on. He was easy to relate to, but more importantly, his music has sustenance, which is refreshing during the rise of bubble gum hip hop (nothing against the Lil’ Mamas and Soulja Boys of today, I just don’t care about your lip gloss or your swag).

Reallionaire Jream is one of those artists that I affectionately call a “kitchen magician”; meaning that his music is homemade, but the magic that he puts out is that of a professional who is already a veteran of the game. I am more than impressed with his style, and it is hard to describe, or compare. His music has the lyrical phenomena similar to that of Talib Kweli. His subject matter has the serious, heartfelt emotion similar to that of AZ. His rhymes have the entertaining hint of humor, similar to that of Redman. He possesses the mainstream potential of Eminem in his heyday. This young man is not only a gifted lyricist, but an unparalleled artist as well. I have to give props where they are due; and Reallionaire Jream is more than deserving. And now, I sit back and watch as this star begins to shine!

Y'all Made Allen Iverson Cry

How dare y'all! You should all be shamed! Bringing my baby to tears like that. Leave him alone! Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house mothafathers. Anywho, watch this touching video of AI letting it all hangout.


Friday, July 10, 2009

Sweet Dreams

Beyonce has released yet another single from her I AM...Sasha Fierce album. Sweet Dream is one of my fav joints on the album. Loving this video. More choreography for me to learn. YAY!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Eye Candy of the Day

If you are a Law & Order: SVU fan like myself, then you know about Detective Elliot Stabler aka Christopher Meloni. That's my DILF (Dad I'd Like to F***). He is so sexy. That's my Old Head Baby Daddy. Let's look at some of the sexiness that is Christopher.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Lil Wayne Dirty Diana Remix

WRONG! Try again Weezy. Not feeling this 'Dirty Diana' Remix. If you gonna be remixing MJ, you better come with it. What y'all think? Listen here.

MJ Has NOT Left The Building

Justin - is this real? lol