Monday, June 29, 2009

BET Awards: Videos

Videos from last night's show.

Jamie Foxx dancing to Beat It. LOL

MJ Tributes

BET Awards: Red Carpet

Who looked fabulous and who should try again:

Beyonce - fly!

Lala - wow she looks amazing

Kanye and Amber Hose - ugh

Lil Mama - WTF?
lil ma

Trey Songz - mmmmm

Keri Hilson - even though I don't like her, she looks great

Keke Palmer - LOVE HER!

Jazmine Sullivan - FAT! Fabulous And Thick

Assie - Who let her in?

Alicia Keys - Best she's ever looked

Jamie LOL

BET Awards 2009

So, last night was the much anticipated BET Awards. I expected it to be mostly a tribute to Michael Jackson. Um, yea. Yes, they talked about MJ, yes they paid tribute to MJ but not as well as I, and most of the Black community, had hoped. I was highly disappointed in the level of straight up DONKEYNESS poppin' off last night. Here's a little synopsis:

  • New Edition - are you serious? I mean the Jackson 5 steps were on point, but the singing. O Lord the singing was horrendous! Ralph get your voice together. Bobby sit down!
  • Don Cornelius - was it necessary for your speech to be like 30 minutes long?
  • Ciara - who the hell let you sing? Stay in your lane and get the dancing.
  • Eddie Levert - leave the liquor alone
  • Ving Raimes - word?
  • Monica - FAB
  • Jay-Z & Beyonce - HIGHLY disappointed in your actions BEHIND the scenes.
  • Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, Jae Mills - GHETTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Jamie Foxx - HILARIOUS
  • BBD - Killed It!
That's pretty much the gist of it.
SMH...all I know is BET better do a REAL Michael tribute and it better be right!

BET Awards Racist Backlash

The lovely Liris Crosse (one of my fav models) tweeted about an article about the racist ignorant ass people voicing their displeasure with the fact that the BET awards were the top 10 trending topics on Twitter last night. Are you serious? WTF? Are Black people not allowed to talk or use Twitter? Get the f*ck outta here with that ish. Don't even get me started. Go back to the hole you crawled out of and suck on that. READ IT


Thursday, June 25, 2009

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Donkey of the Day


PHOENIXVILLE, Pa. -Police in suburban Philadelphia say a man fed up of children playing in his cul-de-sac blared a pornographic soundtrack to chase them off. Irate neighbors told police they could hear the sexually explicit audio a block and a half away.
Police say Michael Buck faces a felony obscenity charge and two misdemeanors for the May 31 stunt at his upscale Phoenixville home.

The 27-year-old Buck has a preliminary hearing scheduled for next month. He doesn't have a listed telephone number, and his lawyer declined to comment Wednesday.
Detective Tom Goggin says Buck had filed one previous complaint about the neighborhood children. He says the children clearly annoy Buck — but there's nothing criminal about playing outside.

source -

25 Most Dangerous 'Hoods in the US

If you live in these neighborhoods, get the ducking. Side note: Remind me not to go to Broad & Dauphin when I'm home visiting.

25 Most Dangerous Neighborhoods

* 25) Chicago, Ill. (Winchester, Ave./60th St.)
* 24) Chicago, Ill. (Wallace St./58th St.)
* 23) Detroit, Mich. (Mount Elliott St./Palmer Ave.)
* 22) Orlando, Fla. (East-West Expy/Orange Blossom Trl.)
* 21) Cleveland, Ohio (Cedar Ave./55th St.)
* 20) Baltimore, Md. (Orleans St./Front St.)
* 19) Chicago, Ill. (66th St./Yale Ave.)
* 18) New York, N.Y. (St. Nicholas Ave./125th St.)
* 17) Tampa, Fla. (Amelia Ave./Tampa St.)
* 16) Philadelphia, Pa. (Broad St./Dauphin St.)
* 15) Little Rock, Ark. (Roosevelt Rd./Bond St.)
* 14) St. Louis, Mo. (14th St./Dr. Martin Luther King Dr.)
* 13) Springfield, Ill. (Cook St./11th St.)
* 12) Dallas, Texas (2nd Ave./Hatcher St.)
* 11) Memphis, Tenn. (Bellevue Blvd./Lamar Ave.)
* 10) Richmond, Va. (Church Hill)
* 9) Dallas, Texas (Route 352/Scyene Rd.)
* 8) Kansas City, Mo. (Forest Ave./41st St.)
* 7) Memphis, Tenn. (Warford St./Mount Olive Rd.)
* 6) Kansas City, Mo. (Bales Ave./30th St.)
* 5) Baltimore, Md.(North Ave./Belair Rd.)
* 4) Jacksonville, Fla. (Beaver St./Broad St.)
* 3) Miami, Fla. (7th Ave./North River Dr.)
* 2) Chicago, Ill. (State St./Garfield Blvd.)
* 1) Cincinnati, Ohio (Central Pky./Liberty St.)

Source: Wallet Pop

It's A Wrap: Vanessa and Nick

Is it just me or is this not surprising in the slightest? They always looked miserable when photographed together. I'm glad Nick picked up what's left of his balls and got out of this relationship. Nick's single again ladies.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Eye Candy of the Week: Chris Pine

Chris Pine
You are so fine
I wouldn't even care if you caught that swine
I just wanna make you mine

WTF Is this Ish?

I'm gonna need Taylor Swift AND T-Pain to SIT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay-Z you ARE the Father

The rumors that Jay-Z has a son is nothing new, but now the British media is putting him on blast! Read it

RIP Eddie Mac

Mr. Publisher's Clearinghouse AKA Ed McMahon passed on today at the age of 86.

Perez Hilton gets Black-Eyed Pea-d

That's what your bitch-ass gets Perez. Simple as the code of the streets. You talk ish, you get confronted about that ish, then some ish goes down and someone gets they ass beat. Got it? Shout out to the Black Eyed Peas and their manager. Its about time someone sock him in the face. Don't dish it if you can't take it.

Jon and Kate are Dunzo

Does this mean we can stop reading and hearing about them? Does this mean I Jon gets his nut sack back? Does this mean Kate will no longer shed her bitchy light upon us? It was inevitable and neccessary. Peace out Jon - Kate + 8.
Read about it

Get That Kush!

Wow, I didn't know my breasts needed Kush.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Finding the RIGHT Mate

My mom sent me this lovely article and damn if it ain't right on point. Some of y'all (no names) need to take heed, take a DEEP LONG LOOK at this list. Happy dating!

*I'm accepting applications by the way*

Golden Rules For Finding Your Life Partner
by Dov Heller, M.A

When it comes to making the decision about choosing a life partner, no one wants to make a mistake. Yet, with a divorce rate of close to 50%, it appears that many are making serious mistakes in their approach to finding Mr./Miss. Right!

If you ask most couples who are engaged why they're getting married, they'll say: 'We're in love.' I believe this is the #1 mistake people make when they date. Choosing a life partner should never be based on love. Though this may sound 'not politically correct', there's a profound truth here.

Love is not the basis for getting married. Rather, love is the result of a good marriage. When the other ingredients are right, then the love will come. Let me say it again: 'You can't build a lifetime relationship on love alone'. You need a lot more!!!

Here are five questions you must ask yourself if you're serious about finding and keeping a life partner.

Do we share a common life purpose? Why is this so important? Let me put it this way: If you're married for 20 or 30 years, that's a longtime to live with someone. What do you plan to do with each other all that time? Travel, eat and jog together? You need to share something deeper and more meaningful. You need a common life purpose.

Two things can happen in a marriage: (1) You can grow together, or (2) You can grow apart. Fifty percent (50%) of the people out there are growing apart. To make a marriage work, you need to know what you want out of life! The BOTTOM LINE -- MARRY SOMEONE WHO WANTS THE SAME THING!!!!!


Do I feel safe expressing my feelings and thoughts with this person? This question goes to the core of the quality of your relationship. Feeling safe means you can communicate openly with this person. The basis of having good communication is trust ( i.e., trust that I won't get 'punished' or hurt for expressing my honest thoughts and feelings.)
A colleague of mine defines an abusive person as someone with whom you feel afraid to express your thoughts and feelings. Be honest with yourself on this one. Make sure you feel emotionally safe with the person you plan to marry.

Is he/she a mensch? A mensch is someone who is a refined and sensitive person. How can you test? Here are some suggestions: Do they work on personal growth on a regular basis? Are they serious about improving themselves?
A teacher of mine defines a good person as 'someone who is always striving to be good and do the right thing'. So ask about your Significant Other...What do they do with their time? Is this person materialistic? Usually a materialistic person is not some one whose top priority is character refinement.
There are essentially two types of people in the world: (1) People who are dedicated to personal growth and (2) People who are dedicated to seeking comfort.
Someone whose goal in life is to be comfortable will put personal comfort ahead of doing the right thing. You need to know that before walking down the aisle.

How does he/she treat other people? The one most important thing that makes any relationship work is the ability to give. By giving, we mean the ability to give another person pleasure.
Ask: Is this someone who enjoys giving pleasure to others or are they wrapped up in themselves and self-absorbed? To measure this, think about the following: How do they treat people whom they do not have to be nice to, such as waiters, bus boys, taxi drivers, etc. How do they treat their parents and siblings? Do they have gratitude and appreciation? If they don't have gratitude for the people who have given them everything; can you do nearly as much for them? You can be sure that someone who treats others poorly, will eventually treat you poorly as well.

Is there anything I'm hoping to change about this person after we're married? Too many people make the mistake of marrying someone with the intention of trying to 'improve' them after they're married. As a colleague of mine puts it: 'You can probably expect someone to change after marriage for the worse' If you cannot fully accept this person the way they are now, then you are not ready to marry them.
In conclusion, dating doesn't have to be difficult and treacherous. The key is to try leading a little more with your head and less with your heart. It pays to be as objective as possible when you are dating; to be sure to ask questions that will help you get to the key issues.
Falling in love is a great feeling, but when you wake up with a ring on your finger, you don't want to find yourself in trouble because you didn't do your homework.

Another Perspective....
There are some people in your life that need to be loved from a distance. It's amazing what you can accomplish when you let go of or at least minimize your time with draining, negative, incompatible, not-going anywhere relationships. Observe the relationships around you.
Pay attention. Which ones lift and which ones lean? Which ones encourage and which ones discourage? Which ones are on a path of growth uphill and which ones are going downhill? When you leave certain people do you feel better or feel worse? Which ones always have drama or don't really understand, know, or appreciate you? The more you seek quality, respect, growth, peace of mind, love and truth around you, the easier it will become for you to decide who gets to sit in the front row and who should be moved to the balcony of your life.
An African proverb states, 'Before you get married, keep both eyes open, and after you marry, close one eye'. Before you get involved and make a commitment to someone, don't let lust, pity, desperation, immaturity, ignorance, pressure from others or a low self-esteem make you blind to warning signs. Keep your eyes open, and don't fool yourself that you can change someone or that what you see as faults aren't really that important.
Do you bring out the best in each other? Do you compliment and compromise with each other, or do you compete, compare and control? What do you bring to the relationship?

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Tamala Jones vs Kym Whitley

I'm so sick of hearing about these two old donkeys fighting at a restaurant with yung joc. No one at this dinner table is relevant even a little bit. But, this ish is still hilarious...

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Donkey of the Day

Whoever said it was good to run down a hill at full speed chasing after a wheel of cheese needs to be shot.

thanks justin

Who Said This Ish?

“I’ve been married, and for me to get married again, someone is going to have to be really exceptional. An extremely exceptional lady is going to have to come around . . . a Michelle Obama-type. She’s taken, but Barack, you better act right!”

None other than...

sit down Eddie, no one cares...go home to Mr. Gill

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Monday, June 1, 2009

Donkey of the Day

All I have to say is "I Can't" and "Damnit Black people".

The Boys?

OMFG, Mediatakeout took me down memory lane. You know y'all remember 'The Boys'
I dial my baby on the phone...dial my heart!

Wow I loooooooved them back in 1st grade. Look at them now!

The Boys

MTV Movie Awards 2009: The Men

I can't not show the sexies of the award show for your viewing pleasure:

I would love to climb your tree Mr. Pine. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a hoeless pic of him.
chris pine and anna

Man of the hour, Andy Samberg
andy mtv

The sexiest of them all...CHANNING "I'm So Freaking Hot" TATUM
channing mtv

This one's for you Maxine...Zachary Quinto, he aight

Brody Jenner's
outfit is fly and he is so fine

Ryan Reynolds is so sexy. Sandra's dress is nice as well. No hate.
ryan and sandra

MTV Movie Awards 2009: Worst Dressed

First of all, wtf?! Why don't you have a stylist? And for most of these people, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INVITED??!! Are you even relevant? HAMs all around. I'm just saying.

Lil Mama? When is the last time she had a hit? And she ALWAYS looks a hot mess.
lil mama

Leighton Meester decided to wrap herself in dyed ace bandages

Shar Jackson
, really? How you wearing a Fashion Bug dress though? And who invited you??

2 Greasy HAMS
robert and kristen

All them chicks from The Hills need to SIT DOWN

Come on Taraji, you gots to do better.

Excuse me Mr. Efron, but I gonna need you to take your little brother's jeans off.

MTV Movie Awards 2009: Best Dressed

Let's start with the people who got it right:

Stephanie Pratt, even though I can't stand her OR her brother, her dress was hot
stephanie pratt

Paris "I need to eat" Hilton
, her dress was on point
mtv paris

Miley Cyrus
, she looks classy for once
miley mtv

Ashley Tisdale, she looked nice from the neck down
ahsley mtv

Keke Palmer, FABULOUS as always! Love her!

MTV Movie Awards 2009: My Take

Well, it went down last night in Cali. And I mean that literally, but more about that in a moment.

First, I want to talk about my baby's father #13 Andy Samberg. From the parts that I saw he was hit or miss. His opening video was hilarious but I wasn't impressed with his talking or singing. He seemed very nervous and awkward. But, he's still hot and overall funny and I love him unconditionally hehe.
Check out his opening sequence:

Next, how in the hell did that smelly, greasy, dirty Robert Pattinson win Best Fight over my man Heath and Christian in Batman. Please sit down.

Last, but certainly not least, the imfamous Bruno vs. Eminem encounter. Oh my. That was hilarious! Em was none too pleased. He needs to lighten up and learn how to take a joke. But, like my mom said, Bruno is lucky he didn't get shot in the ass cheeks. Anywho, in case you missed the donkeydom, below is the clip.