Thursday, December 31, 2009

Donkey of the Year 2009 is...

Tiger Woods of course!

He won by a landslide in our 'scientific' poll. Thanks to everyone who voted. Tiger would like to thank all his mistresses, for without them he wouldn't be worthy of such and honor.

See you in 2010 with fresh content. Have a safe and blessed New Year!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Stewie is GAY

Big surprise. Stewart Gilligan Griffin from Family Guy is gay. Baby's father #12 aka Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane talks about it in Playboy. You can read the entire sexy interview HERE

Donkey of the WEEK

This dumb ass quote deserves Donkey of the damn week. Guess who said this ish?
"This probably sounds so dumb, but there's so many times I'll forget to take my pill and I don't think it's that big of a deal. It's just so stupid."

This should be a no-brainer. Because its none other than recent celebrity knock-up Kourtney Kardashian. Much to her surprise, yes, you DO get pregnant when you don't take your pill. And now your baby has a douchebag for a father. Yes, she is back with loser of the year Scott. SMH

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

More to Love

More to Love, FOX's Plus-size version of 'The Bachelor', was horrible, horrible, horrible. First of damn all, how DARE they portray us (big girls) as desperate, get's-no-loving, losers. Where are the confident chicks????????? Second of damn all, where the hell were the Blacks? How you got a show about big girls and no Blacks? Last of damn all, why couldn't we get a fine, sexy, 6-pack having man? I mean no offense to dude, he cute, but what is FOX trying to say? Needless to say, I won't be watching this ish ever again. BET? Are you listening? Can you come out with a NON-GHETTO version? I repeat a NON-GHETTO version with some confident chicks and a sexy man? Thanks.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Kim and Reggie are Dunzo

One of my favorite jungle fever couples has split. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush broke up, sighting scheduling conflicts and what not. Girl please, as fine as Reggie is I would make my schedule fit his, ya dig? Anywho, I have a feeling we won't be seeing the last of these two. But, here are my picks for who Kim should date next.

Brian Westbrook of the Philadelphia Eagles - chocolate, stocky football player like Reggie

Ray J - I know she been there already but she could keep him occupied from making anymore dumb ass shows

Justin Timberlake - because Jessica Biel just won't do

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

You Got A Lot Of Nerve

Who you calling a fag Weezy? Last time I checked Wendy needed to hit the "How U Doin?" button on you. Lil Wayne did a freestyle in which he called Michael Jackson a 'fag'. In the words of my friend Crystal, "For shame!!"