Showing posts with label dunzo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dunzo. Show all posts

Monday, July 27, 2009

Kim and Reggie are Dunzo



One of my favorite jungle fever couples has split. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush broke up, sighting scheduling conflicts and what not. Girl please, as fine as Reggie is I would make my schedule fit his, ya dig? Anywho, I have a feeling we won't be seeing the last of these two. But, here are my picks for who Kim should date next.

Brian Westbrook of the Philadelphia Eagles - chocolate, stocky football player like Reggie


Ray J - I know she been there already but she could keep him occupied from making anymore dumb ass shows


Justin Timberlake - because Jessica Biel just won't do

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

It's A Wrap: Vanessa and Nick




Is it just me or is this not surprising in the slightest? They always looked miserable when photographed together. I'm glad Nick picked up what's left of his balls and got out of this relationship. Nick's single again ladies.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Jon and Kate are Dunzo


Does this mean we can stop reading and hearing about them? Does this mean I Jon gets his nut sack back? Does this mean Kate will no longer shed her bitchy light upon us? It was inevitable and neccessary. Peace out Jon - Kate + 8.
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