Sad News Ladies

The finest man on Earth, yes I said Earth, Channing Tatum got married today in Malibu to longtime girlfriend Jenna Dewan. Yes, I'm just as sad and devastated as you are. As much as it pains me to say *sigh* congratulations Channing and Jenna, I hope you are happy together. (wahhhhhhhhhhhh)

MTV Movie Awards 2009: The Men

I can't not show the sexies of the award show for your viewing pleasure:

I would love to climb your tree Mr. Pine. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a hoeless pic of him.


Man of the hour, Andy Samberg


The sexiest of them all...CHANNING "I'm So Freaking Hot" TATUM


This one's for you Maxine...Zachary Quinto, he aight


Brody Jenner's outfit is fly and he is so fine


Ryan Reynolds is so sexy. Sandra's dress is nice as well. No hate.

'Fighting' Movie Review

I had the fantastical privilege of having advance screening tickets to see new movie 'Fighting' starring baby's father #1, Channing Tatum. Besides the fact that it was uberly hot getting to stare at him for almost 2 hours, the movie was actually good. Though not for those with weak stomachs. Watching people get beat down and hearing the sounds of that beatation can be nauseating at times. I thought the plot was good, acting was pretty good, casting was good and the numerous shirtless and wife beater scenes of Channing were absolutely amazing. Terence Howard, however, pissed me off. I don't know what they were trying to do with his voice, but they got that ish all wrong. He sounded like a pimp on valium. Six thumbs down on Terence's voice but other than that, I thought the movie was great. Definitely a must see. The grandma steals the show. Damn if she don't remind me of my grams. Hey grams!

My rating: 3 out of 4 hand claps.

Watch the trailer

FIghting to See Channing

I have advance screening tickets to see the sexiest man alive tomorrow night. In other words I'll be watching Channing "OMFG I'm So Sexy" Tatum in the movie 'Fighting'. I shall be blogging about it on Wednesday. For now, enjoy the view.



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i need a cigarette now