Donkeys of the Day

Um, for a second I thought I was going to have to title this post 'Damnit Black People' again, lol, but this is some Polish folks! Let me find out beat downs, knife fights and what not go on at their weddings too. I stumbled upon this hilarious case of donkeydom where a couple gets married, gets their fight on and divorces all in the same day. Ain't that some ish.

A Polish couple who had been living together in Germany got married and decided to get an annulment on the same day, after a huge fight broke out almost immediately post-nuptials. It escalated pretty quickly into that "I never want to see you again" phase, which must be pretty awkward right after tying the knot with somebody.

Then the groom began chasing his bride around with a knife and trying to cut her hair. (Judging by what we learned from the Claire Danes movie, we're pretty sure that's not a Polish wedding tradition.) The cops were called by wifey and they issued the man a restraining order, which he gladly accepted.

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Ghetto Prom Pics 2009

Get ready. Those ghetto prom pics will soon be filling your inboxes again. I look forward to the day when people get it together and there aren't these ghetto ass pictures floating around. But, until that day I shall laugh, give them the screw face and call them donkeys. And their parents are donkeys as well for letting them out the house. MediaTakeOut has the first looks at Ghetto Prom 2009.