Saturday, March 21, 2009

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her Voodoo Coochie

Jennifer Love Hewitt must have voodoo in her coochie. Otherwise, I don't know why these men go gaga over her, and so quickly. Just a few months ago she called off her engagement with hottie and Pierre Bouvier look-a-like, Ross McCall, and now she is with Jamie Kennedy. WTF? Ok, let's take a look at some of her past relationships.
Carson Daly, Rich Cronin, Jeff Timmons have all spoken about what a crazy chick she is. They've called her controlling and insecure in interviews. Um, ok. If all these dudes are on the same page about her craziness why are men still flocking like flies to her cooch? She reminds me of one of those chicks that always have to have a man, scared to be alone and disappears from her friends when she does have a boo. Now she has Jamie Kennedy shouting to the rooftops about how much he loves her. Its been what, like 2 montsh Jamie? Please sit down, you are making Philly look bad. I give this relationship about 6 more months before he weens himself off the cooch and realizes he's just the rebound and she's just crazy.