It Saddens Me To Report...

That Justin Timberlake is marrying dry, whack ass Jessica Biel in Italy this summer (tears). Celebuzz is reporting this tragic information. Let us pray:
Lord, please let Justin come to his senses before its too late.
He know he wants to marry a sista, or Lena (hey girl!). Please
let him see the error of his ways. In Jesus' name we pray. Amen.
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