Sunday, February 22, 2009

Oscars 2009 Arrivals

Ok, so I'm sitting here watching E! for the only part of the Oscars that I really care about which is the arrivals. Ugh, where do I begin.

Let's start with who actually looked nice first:

  • Alicia Keys - AMAZING! Her hair, make-up, tan, dress = Flawless
  • Queen Latifah - representing the big girls right as always
  • Anne Hathaway - the most amazing dress I've ever seen in my life
  • Angelina Jolie - Classic. Chic.
  • Kate Winslet - I love me some 1-shoulder dresses
  • Taraji P. Henson - WORK IT GIRL!!! Her weave game has come a loooooong way. Do the damn thing girl.
  • Robert Downey, Jr. - He looks hot! I like him clean shaven.
  • Sarah Jessica Parker - looooove the hair, the dress is a little too big, but its aight. (Side note: why was Matthew Broderick mean muggin'? Don't hate cuz no one is checking for you Ferris.)
  • Vanessa Hudgens & Zac Efron - Very nice.
  • Miley Cyrus - I don't know why but I love this dress. Bling bling! But, her hair is boring, blah.
Now for who needs to sit the hell down:
  • MICKEY "I look like I smell" ROURKE - OH MY GOD...whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! and that's all I have to say
  • Beyonce - now I love Beyonce, but that dress smells of a Tina Knowles creation. That dress is doing too much! However, I must say I am loving the whole "less is more" look going on with her hair and make-up.
  • Ryan Seacrest & Alien woman - Normally I love me some Ryan BUT he acted like an intern on the carpet for the first time. Not a good look. And Alien woman acted like a 12-year-old girl screaming at every Brangelina sighting...b*tch please SIT DOWN.
  • Jessica Biel - Ughhhhh...I need Justin Timberlake to upgrade this chick. Why does her hair look like she just ran out of Hurricane Katrina. You are so not fly enough for Mr. JT.