Soooo the new Dunkin Donuts waffle breakfast sandwich sounds so fat and good. The commercial makes me drool with anticipation. So, I caved in a went to get one for breakfast the other day. I was uberly excited, that is until I saw the sandwich maker pull out a plastic bag with waffles in it and put 2 waffles in the taoster thingy. WTF? I know that plastic casing anywhere. That's a freaking Eggo! You mean to tell me I am breaking my diet for some damn eggos I could have toasted myself and some fake eggs and burnt bacon? OH HELL NO! Needless to say, unless you really just gotta have this sandwich, make your own damn waffle-ich.
