Dwayne Johnson Back with Wifey

I have bittersweet news to report. Baby's father #12 AKA Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is back with his ex-wife. The happy couple stepped out in style together at this weekend's White House Correspondents Association Dinner. I'm happy for him and sad for me haha. I liked them together so I'm glad they are working things out. Congrats y'all!

Kids Choice Awards

The Kids Choice Awards is tonight on Nickelodeon. I will be glancing at it as my #8 Baby's Father, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is hosting. Mmmmmmm.

Race To Dwayne Johnson

I know what I'll be doing this weekend. Racing my behind to the nearest theater to see Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson 'Race to Witch Mountain'. MMMMM...he can race down my mountain anytime. Don't ask me what the movie is about cuz I don't know and I don't care. The movie can be on mute for all I care. Let us take a moment to view the sexiness that is Dwayne.

DJ played "The Rock" Obama on SNL last Saturday.


Can't go wrong in a wife beater, unless you're Chris Brown