Kim Kardashian's Ass is NOT Newsworthy

No offense White people, I love White people (shout out to the White people), but why is it that when you take note of things or do something it suddenly becomes newsworthy? I’m just saying. Black and Latinos have had big booties since the beginning of time. Eve probably had a donkey back in the Garden which is why Adam couldn’t resist her fruit.

I don’t see what the big deal is. Kim K's bootie is nothing compared to sistas in the hood or sistas in Hollywood for that matter. I really need mainstream media to start giving minorities credit for starting things. Bo Derek didn’t invent cornrows y’all. Jlo and Kim aren’t the first to have booties. And Angelina’s lips aren’t rare. Let’s take a look at all the big booties you may have missed.

Serena Williams...Queen of all donkeys


Selena


Vida Guerra


Coco T


Buffie The Bodie


Deelishis


Melyssa Ford


Jessica Biel

Love & Sex & Magic

Much to my delight, the video for Ciara and Justin Timberlake's new song, Love, Sex & Magic, debuts on Monday! YAY! What needs to happen in order for this video to be amazing?

• Justin must look HOT!
• Ciara must kill it with the dance moves
• Justin must kill it with the dance moves
• Ciara's hair must be fly so I can copy it
• Justin must look EXTRA HOT!
• And lastly, Justin must look HOT!

Rest assure I shall be blogging about the outcome on Monday. I must say that the song is OK at best. Maybe it will grow on me? But, I doubt it. Ciara needs to come harder than this ish and that Never Ever ish. Um, hello, Ciara!!! Beyonce is the queen. Rihanna was the princess. If you want to come close to taking RiRi's spot, this is NOT the way to do it. I never ever want to hear this ish again.

Side note: I am sooooo loving the hot swirl pic of the two of them. Jessica who? Mmmhhmm.

It Saddens Me To Report...

That Justin Timberlake is marrying dry, whack ass Jessica Biel in Italy this summer (tears). Celebuzz is reporting this tragic information. Let us pray:
Lord, please let Justin come to his senses before its too late.
He know he wants to marry a sista, or Lena (hey girl!). Please
let him see the error of his ways. In Jesus' name we pray. Amen.
Read more sadness here.