Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler

OH HELLLLLL NO! B*tch better back the hell up off my man. Gerry know he like the brown. I am not happy with these pictures of Jen "Ain't-Got-No-Man" Aniston and Gerry "I'm-so-fine" Butler canoodling on set of The Bounty. Jen just don't know I don't take kindly to unapproved hoes up on my men. I best not see you in dem skreets of NYC hooch! INF Daily has the pics. *sigh*

Lindsay Preggo?

Rumors are spreading that Lindsay "I need to eat" Lohan is seven weeks pregs by some dude. I say some dude because allegedly she doesn't know who the daddy is. And she has booked her appointment in Beverly Hills to get an abortion. Why do I totally believe this story. If this mess is true Linsday is officially 'Donkey of the Month'. I thought she ate fish anyway? Read all about over at Ian Undercover

It Saddens Me To Report...

That Justin Timberlake is marrying dry, whack ass Jessica Biel in Italy this summer (tears). Celebuzz is reporting this tragic information. Let us pray:
Lord, please let Justin come to his senses before its too late.
He know he wants to marry a sista, or Lena (hey girl!). Please
let him see the error of his ways. In Jesus' name we pray. Amen.
Read more sadness here.