Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler

OH HELLLLLL NO! B*tch better back the hell up off my man. Gerry know he like the brown. I am not happy with these pictures of Jen "Ain't-Got-No-Man" Aniston and Gerry "I'm-so-fine" Butler canoodling on set of The Bounty. Jen just don't know I don't take kindly to unapproved hoes up on my men. I best not see you in dem skreets of NYC hooch! INF Daily has the pics. *sigh*

You Had Me At Black Women

I stumbled upon a quote from my #10 baby's father, Gerard Butler, that made my heart melt.

I love black women, I always did. And they are not just beautiful, they are cool.

*sigh*
Call me Gerard, heeeey.

Stay Away From My Man B*tch

OH HELLLL NAW. If I had photoshop (someone hook me up) I'd put a big ass X through the above photo. I'm going to need Jennifer "I can't keep a man" Aniston to keep her greasy hands off my man Gerard Butler. Don't she know he's baby's father #10!! First of all, Gerard know he likes the brown. Second of all, Gerard is a whore, so Jen why you keep going for these players that are going to leave your ass in 2 weeks anyway? And lastly, b*tch back the F up. I'm keeping my eye on this rumor as it transpires. I don't like it one bit. Jen, you gets the screw face.

Gerard Butler deserves A-list treatment

Normally I am against special treatment for celebs, but I am bias when it comes to my baby's fathers. Case in point, sexy Gerard Butler. He is in Philly aka the best city on earth shooting 'Law Abiding Citizen' with Jamie Foxx until the end of March. He was pissed off by two restaurants this week. Philly.com has the Full Story.

Looks like I only have two weeks left to have a sighting of Gerry. Please tip me off to his whereabouts!! LOL.