More to Love

More to Love, FOX's Plus-size version of 'The Bachelor', was horrible, horrible, horrible. First of damn all, how DARE they portray us (big girls) as desperate, get's-no-loving, losers. Where are the confident chicks????????? Second of damn all, where the hell were the Blacks? How you got a show about big girls and no Blacks? Last of damn all, why couldn't we get a fine, sexy, 6-pack having man? I mean no offense to dude, he cute, but what is FOX trying to say? Needless to say, I won't be watching this ish ever again. BET? Are you listening? Can you come out with a NON-GHETTO version? I repeat a NON-GHETTO version with some confident chicks and a sexy man? Thanks.

MJ Has NOT Left The Building

Justin - is this real? lol

NKOTB on the Today Show

Sooooo....I was supposed to wake up at 4:30am this morning so that I could be outside the Today Show by 5:45am to watch NKOTB perform. Yea, um, I definitely did NOT hear my alarm go off. I woke up at 7am. Oh well, maybe next time. Anywho, for those of you that missed out on the hoopla, below is a video from youtube.

Side note: 40 yr old women should NOT have on hand made New Kids shirts nor should they be making signs. Are you f-ing kidding me? How old are you? For real though? You look a HOT MESS. On another note as much as I enjoy these fine specimens they sounded a HOT ASS MESS. Especially Donnie. Please work on them vocals fellas.

Oh and I am so happy that the JabaWockees AND Jesse McCartney are opening up for them on their summer tour. HOORAY!

Stay Away From My Man B*tch

OH HELLLL NAW. If I had photoshop (someone hook me up) I'd put a big ass X through the above photo. I'm going to need Jennifer "I can't keep a man" Aniston to keep her greasy hands off my man Gerard Butler. Don't she know he's baby's father #10!! First of all, Gerard know he likes the brown. Second of all, Gerard is a whore, so Jen why you keep going for these players that are going to leave your ass in 2 weeks anyway? And lastly, b*tch back the F up. I'm keeping my eye on this rumor as it transpires. I don't like it one bit. Jen, you gets the screw face.