More to Love

More to Love, FOX's Plus-size version of 'The Bachelor', was horrible, horrible, horrible. First of damn all, how DARE they portray us (big girls) as desperate, get's-no-loving, losers. Where are the confident chicks????????? Second of damn all, where the hell were the Blacks? How you got a show about big girls and no Blacks? Last of damn all, why couldn't we get a fine, sexy, 6-pack having man? I mean no offense to dude, he cute, but what is FOX trying to say? Needless to say, I won't be watching this ish ever again. BET? Are you listening? Can you come out with a NON-GHETTO version? I repeat a NON-GHETTO version with some confident chicks and a sexy man? Thanks.

Naked Cowboy for Mayor!

Yup, you read that right. New York City's own Naked Cowboy that stays perched in Times Square is running for mayor. Um...yea...good luck with that. FULL STORY

Who Said This Ish?

I came across a rather smashing quote. Thought we should play a game of Who Said This Ish?

"It's wonderful. I grew up around gay people my entire life, basically, that's possibly why I'm quite camp, and some people think I'm gay when I meet them, which I think is awesome. It's always good to keep them guessing"

What? Way to quiet down those gay rumors. I think a million teenage girls just shat themselves.
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Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter of course

Shot on the Toilet

I believe the title says it all. Damn shame. Can't even pee without being shot.

TAMPA, Fla. -Authorities said a bullet from a gun that was accidentally dropped injured a Tampa woman sitting in a bathroom stall. Police said the bullet hit 53-year-old Janifer Bliss in the lower left leg. She was taken to a hospital with minor injuries.
Bliss was sitting on the toilet in a hotel bathroom when a woman in the next stall accidentally let her handgun slip out of her waist holster. The weapon discharged when it hit the ground.
Police said the gun belonged to a 56-year-old woman who has a concealed weapons permit.
The case has been referred to the State Attorney's Office to determine if any charges will be filed.

Source: AP via AOL.com

Who's In Charge of Advertising?

Who thought this choice of words was a good idea? Damnit Dairy Queen. SMH

Donkeys of the Day

Um, for a second I thought I was going to have to title this post 'Damnit Black People' again, lol, but this is some Polish folks! Let me find out beat downs, knife fights and what not go on at their weddings too. I stumbled upon this hilarious case of donkeydom where a couple gets married, gets their fight on and divorces all in the same day. Ain't that some ish.

A Polish couple who had been living together in Germany got married and decided to get an annulment on the same day, after a huge fight broke out almost immediately post-nuptials. It escalated pretty quickly into that "I never want to see you again" phase, which must be pretty awkward right after tying the knot with somebody.

Then the groom began chasing his bride around with a knife and trying to cut her hair. (Judging by what we learned from the Claire Danes movie, we're pretty sure that's not a Polish wedding tradition.) The cops were called by wifey and they issued the man a restraining order, which he gladly accepted.

Um wow, READ THE REST

BET Awards Racist Backlash

The lovely Liris Crosse (one of my fav models) tweeted about an article about the racist ignorant ass people voicing their displeasure with the fact that the BET awards were the top 10 trending topics on Twitter last night. Are you serious? WTF? Are Black people not allowed to talk or use Twitter? Get the f*ck outta here with that ish. Don't even get me started. Go back to the hole you crawled out of and suck on that. READ IT

Thoughts?

Donkey of the Day

WTF???!!


PHOENIXVILLE, Pa. -Police in suburban Philadelphia say a man fed up of children playing in his cul-de-sac blared a pornographic soundtrack to chase them off. Irate neighbors told police they could hear the sexually explicit audio a block and a half away.
Police say Michael Buck faces a felony obscenity charge and two misdemeanors for the May 31 stunt at his upscale Phoenixville home.

The 27-year-old Buck has a preliminary hearing scheduled for next month. He doesn't have a listed telephone number, and his lawyer declined to comment Wednesday.
Detective Tom Goggin says Buck had filed one previous complaint about the neighborhood children. He says the children clearly annoy Buck — but there's nothing criminal about playing outside.


source - aol.com

Get That Kush!

Wow, I didn't know my breasts needed Kush.

It's Raining Moose!

WTF? Let me see a moose fall from the sky. Let me find out my friend Tabitha is behind this mess. LOL

Police said a 500-pound moose fell 18 feet to its death when it apparently leaped a guardrail on an Interstate 95 overpass and landed on Hinckley Road. Officials learned of the incident when a motorist called the town office shortly after 8 a.m. Tuesday and told assistant town clerk Shirley Bailey that "a moose just fell out of the sky."
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Superheros DO Exist

The streets of Cincinnati are safe! Hallelujah!!