Donkey of the WEEK

This dumb ass quote deserves Donkey of the damn week. Guess who said this ish?

"This probably sounds so dumb, but there's so many times I'll forget to take my pill and I don't think it's that big of a deal. It's just so stupid."

This should be a no-brainer. Because its none other than recent celebrity knock-up Kourtney Kardashian. Much to her surprise, yes, you DO get pregnant when you don't take your pill. And now your baby has a douchebag for a father. Yes, she is back with loser of the year Scott. SMH

Donkey of the Day

WTF???!!


PHOENIXVILLE, Pa. -Police in suburban Philadelphia say a man fed up of children playing in his cul-de-sac blared a pornographic soundtrack to chase them off. Irate neighbors told police they could hear the sexually explicit audio a block and a half away.
Police say Michael Buck faces a felony obscenity charge and two misdemeanors for the May 31 stunt at his upscale Phoenixville home.

The 27-year-old Buck has a preliminary hearing scheduled for next month. He doesn't have a listed telephone number, and his lawyer declined to comment Wednesday.
Detective Tom Goggin says Buck had filed one previous complaint about the neighborhood children. He says the children clearly annoy Buck — but there's nothing criminal about playing outside.


source - aol.com

Donkey of the Day

Whoever said it was good to run down a hill at full speed chasing after a wheel of cheese needs to be shot.



thanks justin

Donkey of the Day

All I have to say is "I Can't" and "Damnit Black people".

Ghetto Prom Pics 2009

Get ready. Those ghetto prom pics will soon be filling your inboxes again. I look forward to the day when people get it together and there aren't these ghetto ass pictures floating around. But, until that day I shall laugh, give them the screw face and call them donkeys. And their parents are donkeys as well for letting them out the house. MediaTakeOut has the first looks at Ghetto Prom 2009.

Donkey of the Day

Are criminals really this lazy (and hungry) these days?

Officials say a suspected drug dealer who led police on a 90 mph chase in Indiana was arrested after he stopped suddenly at a Taco Bell parking lot.
Fort Wayne police Sgt. Mark Walters says 36-year-old Jermaine Askia Cooper told officers he "knew he was going to jail for a while" and wanted to get one last burrito.

Word? You was really that hungry though? You are a DONKEY!!!! Full story

Rihanna and Cassie Need to Keep Their Clothes On

What is it with celebrities and their passions to take nude photos with their cells. Um, hello you know that is will be hacked into and put on the internet for all to see. I don't feel sorry for you. Rihanna and Cassie apparently did not get the memo because these donkeys took nude photos with there cells and *gasp* the pics were posted on the internet. The Rihanna nude pics don't actually show Rih's face so they may not be her. Whatever, I believe its her. Her camp is neither confirming nor denying the story, which in publicist talk means its her. Below are links to the photos. Warning contains boobies and vajayjay! Parental Advisory.

NSFW - UNSENSORED
Rihanna Pics

Cassie Pics

Donkey of the Day

Where is this dude's woman? Who let him out the house like this? He look like a bowl of sherbet. John Daly, you're a hot ass mess.

Hulk Hogan is a Crack Head

WTF Hulk Hogan? All those blows to the head made u crazy. Why would you out loud in public say that you understand why OJ allegedly killed his wife and her lover? You are not only donkey of the day but donkey of the year. Here's his full-on quote:

"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."

Crack is whack

Divorce me? I'll Beat you

Donkey of the Day:

This chick is straight up gangsta. Wow. Her husband didn't want to talk through their problems, so what does she do? Beat his a**. Handcuffs, bites, guitar smashing's and more. You can't make this stuff up folks. Full Story

Donkeys of the Day

I came across this video that I have named "The most ghetto video of all time" on my fav blog Dlisted. WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Black people, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Donkey of the Day: RIHANNA

WTF? Are you serious? Chrianna is back together? Well, Wendy Williams always says, "A donkey gonna do what a donkey gonna do". Let a man beat on me and see what happens. He'll be pulling back nubs, then my peeps will beat his a$$ and I'm DEFINITELY leaving his punk a$$. Oh Rihanna, I didn't think you were a donkey, but now I see that you are. Apparently the two have been parlaying up in one of Diddy's houses. *Sigh* People has the full story.