Showing posts with label guess who said this ish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label guess who said this ish. Show all posts

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Donkey of the WEEK

This dumb ass quote deserves Donkey of the damn week. Guess who said this ish?
"This probably sounds so dumb, but there's so many times I'll forget to take my pill and I don't think it's that big of a deal. It's just so stupid."







This should be a no-brainer. Because its none other than recent celebrity knock-up Kourtney Kardashian. Much to her surprise, yes, you DO get pregnant when you don't take your pill. And now your baby has a douchebag for a father. Yes, she is back with loser of the year Scott. SMH

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Who Said This Ish?

I came across a rather smashing quote. Thought we should play a game of Who Said This Ish?
"It's wonderful. I grew up around gay people my entire life, basically, that's possibly why I'm quite camp, and some people think I'm gay when I meet them, which I think is awesome. It's always good to keep them guessing"




What? Way to quiet down those gay rumors. I think a million teenage girls just shat themselves.
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Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter of course

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Who Said This Ish?

“I’ve been married, and for me to get married again, someone is going to have to be really exceptional. An extremely exceptional lady is going to have to come around . . . a Michelle Obama-type. She’s taken, but Barack, you better act right!”





None other than...


sit down Eddie, no one cares...go home to Mr. Gill

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Who Said This Ish?

Let's play a little game called, Guess who said this ish? OMG, I need this person to SIT THE F*CK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Playboy magazine interviewed this person for some odd reason.
What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
I'd probably love to have sex with…man, I think she's dead already. I'd probably want somebody like Marilyn Monroe -- somebody that's been with the president or something. If I had Marilyn Monroe, I would do whatever she asks and whatever she's never had done to her. And I swear I'd do it good!

How cautious are you when it comes to having sex?
I have to be more cautious now. Let me tell you the trick to that. What you do is stop ramming them hos and make love to that pussy! Make that pussy love you and that rubber ain't going nowhere. That rubber will be right there where you started off with if you make love to that pussy. That's when a nigga fuck up, when you trying to do too much. A nigga like me, I am gonna make the pussy so wet that there's no such thing as popping or slipping off. Only problem I am gonna have is keep slipping it in.


Those fabulous answers were provided by....drumroll please...



Lil' Wayne!

ugh
i can't