You Got A Lot Of Nerve

Who you calling a fag Weezy? Last time I checked Wendy needed to hit the "How U Doin?" button on you. Lil Wayne did a freestyle in which he called Michael Jackson a 'fag'. In the words of my friend Crystal, "For shame!!"

Lil Wayne Dirty Diana Remix

WRONG! Try again Weezy. Not feeling this 'Dirty Diana' Remix. If you gonna be remixing MJ, you better come with it. What y'all think? Listen here.

BET Awards 2009

So, last night was the much anticipated BET Awards. I expected it to be mostly a tribute to Michael Jackson. Um, yea. Yes, they talked about MJ, yes they paid tribute to MJ but not as well as I, and most of the Black community, had hoped. I was highly disappointed in the level of straight up DONKEYNESS poppin' off last night. Here's a little synopsis:

• New Edition - are you serious? I mean the Jackson 5 steps were on point, but the singing. O Lord the singing was horrendous! Ralph get your voice together. Bobby sit down!
• Don Cornelius - was it necessary for your speech to be like 30 minutes long?
• Ciara - who the hell let you sing? Stay in your lane and get the dancing.
• Eddie Levert - leave the liquor alone
• Ving Raimes - word?
• Monica - FAB
• Jay-Z & Beyonce - HIGHLY disappointed in your actions BEHIND the scenes.
• Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, Jae Mills - GHETTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• Jamie Foxx - HILARIOUS
• BBD - Killed It!
  

That's pretty much the gist of it.
SMH...all I know is BET better do a REAL Michael tribute and it better be right!

Who Said This Ish?

Let's play a little game called, Guess who said this ish? OMG, I need this person to SIT THE F*CK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Playboy magazine interviewed this person for some odd reason.

What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
I'd probably love to have sex with…man, I think she's dead already. I'd probably want somebody like Marilyn Monroe -- somebody that's been with the president or something. If I had Marilyn Monroe, I would do whatever she asks and whatever she's never had done to her. And I swear I'd do it good!

How cautious are you when it comes to having sex?
I have to be more cautious now. Let me tell you the trick to that. What you do is stop ramming them hos and make love to that pussy! Make that pussy love you and that rubber ain't going nowhere. That rubber will be right there where you started off with if you make love to that pussy. That's when a nigga fuck up, when you trying to do too much. A nigga like me, I am gonna make the pussy so wet that there's no such thing as popping or slipping off. Only problem I am gonna have is keep slipping it in.

Those fabulous answers were provided by....drumroll please...



Lil' Wayne!
ugh
i can't