Donkey of the Year 2009 is...

Tiger Woods of course!

He won by a landslide in our 'scientific' poll. Thanks to everyone who voted. Tiger would like to thank all his mistresses, for without them he wouldn't be worthy of such and honor.

See you in 2010 with fresh content. Have a safe and blessed New Year!

Donkey of the Day

Where is this dude's woman? Who let him out the house like this? He look like a bowl of sherbet. John Daly, you're a hot ass mess.

Peyton said Bump Y'all, I got things to do

So when the government of the whole state of Alabama decides to shut down on your behalf to honor you, your brother and father's accomplishments, they even name the day after you, what do you do? Why, go play golf with Tiger Woods, duh. NFL star Peyton Manning decided he did not need to attend Manning Day, instead he felt as though he needed to play golf with Mr. Woods. Oh Peyton, I still love you. Full Story