Review: Next Day Air

New movie Next Day Air came out last weekend and me and my homegirl Erica checked it out. Um, keep your money. I expected it to be hilarious because Mike Epps was in it, but ugh. It was half funny. I was delighted and surprised at the fact that it took place in Philly, but the jokes were recycled and the acting wasn't the greatest. This is a DVD movie at best.

Review: Star Trek

I had the pleasure of seeing the new Star Trek movie today. Two words: HOT ISH. Special effects were awesome, acting was awesome, storyline was awesome, and the actors were HOT. Well, at least Chris Pine was anyway (call me). I am adding Chris to my baby's father list as we speak. He falls at #22. Oh and I was loving the swirl action in this movie. Shout out to Zoe Saldana and Zachary Quinto for bringing the swirl love to the masses. I highly recommend this movie even if you're not a Star Trek fan. I HATE Star Trek the TV show with a passion. Never could get into that mess. My mom used to try to make me watch it and I had no interest whatsover. Hey and if you have a thing for nerdy Star Trek fans you will have your pickings from the ones seated in the theater.

Enjoy Chris Pine, mmmmm

Tribeca Film Festival

So, I had the honor and pleasure of attending the Tribeca Film Festival last night. Me and my friend went to see 'The Girlfriend Experience'. The movie, shot documentary style, was about the life of an upscale call girl. Apparently this movie was the most anticipated film of the festival. It was directed by Steven Soderbergh (Oceans 11) and starred a well known porn star, Sasha Grey. Um, this movie was weird and whack from the start. It kept going in and out between stories. Very confusing most of the actors weren't great especially the main chick. I was not impressed and do not understand what all this buzz is about. I want my $17.75 back thank you. This viewer summed it up best:

It was awful...It was an incoherent boring mess and was very disappointed.

I did, however, enjoy just being there and had a great time. I just wish I'd picked a better movie.

'Fighting' Movie Review

I had the fantastical privilege of having advance screening tickets to see new movie 'Fighting' starring baby's father #1, Channing Tatum. Besides the fact that it was uberly hot getting to stare at him for almost 2 hours, the movie was actually good. Though not for those with weak stomachs. Watching people get beat down and hearing the sounds of that beatation can be nauseating at times. I thought the plot was good, acting was pretty good, casting was good and the numerous shirtless and wife beater scenes of Channing were absolutely amazing. Terence Howard, however, pissed me off. I don't know what they were trying to do with his voice, but they got that ish all wrong. He sounded like a pimp on valium. Six thumbs down on Terence's voice but other than that, I thought the movie was great. Definitely a must see. The grandma steals the show. Damn if she don't remind me of my grams. Hey grams!

My rating: 3 out of 4 hand claps.

Watch the trailer

Asher Roth: The New Hot Jawn

Asher Roth is a new up-and-coming rap artist. He's a cutie and he's from Morrisville, PA. We used to play Morrisville in sports in high school lol. 2-1-5 is in da building! Philly all day HOLLA!! Early, na mean. Shout out to all my Philly peeps. Sorry, now that I've gotten my Philly love out the way check out Asher.




Asher Roth at the Boulder Theater from Alex King & Mito Media on Vimeo.

New Movie: Year One

My homie Justin posted a hilarious trailer for new movie Year One, starring Jack Black and Michael Cera. Check it out.

Year One

Love & Sex & Magic

Much to my delight, the video for Ciara and Justin Timberlake's new song, Love, Sex & Magic, debuts on Monday! YAY! What needs to happen in order for this video to be amazing?

• Justin must look HOT!
• Ciara must kill it with the dance moves
• Justin must kill it with the dance moves
• Ciara's hair must be fly so I can copy it
• Justin must look EXTRA HOT!
• And lastly, Justin must look HOT!

Rest assure I shall be blogging about the outcome on Monday. I must say that the song is OK at best. Maybe it will grow on me? But, I doubt it. Ciara needs to come harder than this ish and that Never Ever ish. Um, hello, Ciara!!! Beyonce is the queen. Rihanna was the princess. If you want to come close to taking RiRi's spot, this is NOT the way to do it. I never ever want to hear this ish again.

Side note: I am sooooo loving the hot swirl pic of the two of them. Jessica who? Mmmhhmm.

'The Watchmen' ...my review

I left the theater this weekend SMH and saying WTF. 'The Watchmen' was, well...interesting.

What I loved about it:

• Lots o' peen
• Cool special effects
• Lots o' peen
• Cool special effects
• Lots o' peen

What I hated about it:

• Everything else

It was too long, too confusing and just a mess. Very disappointing. Not what I expected at all. Bring on Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke and all.

Iron Man 2: OH HELL NAW

WTF? Why they gotta go and ruin 'Iron Man'. The first Iron Man was just fine. In fact it was just great. Now muthafathers want to be all up in the koolaid mixing up ish. WHY IN GOD's NAME is Mickey "I can't look at his face for 2 hrs" Rourke and Scarlett "I'm a whore" Johansson have to be in the movie???? Hopefully Mickey will have a mask on and Scarlett will be some ho in the back. UGH, Please Marvel, don't ruin this franchise.

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New swirl movie: 'I Love You Man'

There's a new swirl movie out on March 20 starring cutie pie Paul Rudd. 'I Love You Man' stars Jason Segel, Paul Rudd, Andy "I love you" Sanmberg and Rashida Jones. Rashida and Paul are together in the movie, hence the swirl. Oh yes, for those of you that don't know Rashida - you may know her from 'The Office' - is Quincy Jones' daughter. Yup, she 1/2 black which in America means, she Black. So yay to the swirlation. Peep the trailer below.