Sorry for Abandoning You

Sorry for the lack of posts. I just haven’t been inspired by any of the foolery that has taken place lately. I don’t care about Sam Ro and Lindsay Cokehan breaking up, I don’t care about the Chrianna saga and I damn sure don’t care about Octomom. Hopefully, there will be some news worthy tom foolery poppin’ off soon.

Please Burn This Song

WHY!!!???????? Why is this horrible song 'Right Round' by HoRida, I mean FloRida, in the top 5 songs???? Damn these teeny boppers. First of damn all, the original song 'You Spin Me Round' by Dead or Alive is an all time classic. That is my hot joint. How dare FloRida even think about sampling it. Secondly, why are people still buying FloRida songs? Thirdly, this song makes my ears bleed. He is a horrific rapper, the chick singing is yelling at me and the sampling is just wrong, all wrong. Y'all really feeling this ish?

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and her Voodoo Coochie

Jennifer Love Hewitt must have voodoo in her coochie. Otherwise, I don't know why these men go gaga over her, and so quickly. Just a few months ago she called off her engagement with hottie and Pierre Bouvier look-a-like, Ross McCall, and now she is with Jamie Kennedy. WTF? Ok, let's take a look at some of her past relationships.
Carson Daly, Rich Cronin, Jeff Timmons have all spoken about what a crazy chick she is. They've called her controlling and insecure in interviews. Um, ok. If all these dudes are on the same page about her craziness why are men still flocking like flies to her cooch? She reminds me of one of those chicks that always have to have a man, scared to be alone and disappears from her friends when she does have a boo. Now she has Jamie Kennedy shouting to the rooftops about how much he loves her. Its been what, like 2 montsh Jamie? Please sit down, you are making Philly look bad. I give this relationship about 6 more months before he weens himself off the cooch and realizes he's just the rebound and she's just crazy.

Iron Man 2: OH HELL NAW

WTF? Why they gotta go and ruin 'Iron Man'. The first Iron Man was just fine. In fact it was just great. Now muthafathers want to be all up in the koolaid mixing up ish. WHY IN GOD's NAME is Mickey "I can't look at his face for 2 hrs" Rourke and Scarlett "I'm a whore" Johansson have to be in the movie???? Hopefully Mickey will have a mask on and Scarlett will be some ho in the back. UGH, Please Marvel, don't ruin this franchise.

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Public Outcry Over OJ

Not that OJ. Regular OJ as in orange juice. Maybe you've noticed good ol' Tropicana is looking different these days. They recently changed their packaging to a sleeker, updated look. I did a double take the first time I saw it, but I like the new design. I find it very chic. Sadly, not everyone is as fabulous as me and they don't appreciate good design. The public flooded Tropicana's people with complaints about the new packaging. So much so that Tropicana is changing its OJ cartons back to the original design. Many consumers find the new design to be 'generic' looking.

Ok, so we're in a freaking recession people. Who gives a rats left boob what the dag on packaging looks like. You have nothing better to do than to complain about new sleek packaging? The orange juice still tastes the same. I mean seriously, drink the dayum orange juice and STFU. It's soooooo not that serious. And a big booo to Tropicana for giving in to stupid nonsense. I have a feeling the complainers came from Red states. Sounds like something they would do.

I Shoulda Cussed You Out

WHY! I am sick and tired of being subjected to ignorant people talking loudly on their cell phones about all kinds of TMI nonsense when me and other hard working people are trying to relax IN SILENCE on the bus. Why do people think other people give a dayum about they ghetto ass conversations? I mean really. I don't care that your daughter didn't want to finish her homework so you grounded her. I don't need to know that you need to ask your doctor for more herpes cream. And I damn sure don't want to hear you fighting with your boyfriend about why his trifling behind didn't come home last night (ok, well maybe that conversation was a little interesting). And yes, the conversations I just noted, I've heard them all on the bus ride to work. None of this ish is sooo important that you can't wait 10 minutes until you get off at your stop to talk to that person about. I should of cussed out the chick sitting behind me today, but I didn't feel like it. But, next time me or someone else just may cuss your ass out. All I'm saying is PLEASE BE COURTEOUS!

Dunkin Donuts' new waffle breakfast sandwich

Soooo the new Dunkin Donuts waffle breakfast sandwich sounds so fat and good. The commercial makes me drool with anticipation. So, I caved in a went to get one for breakfast the other day. I was uberly excited, that is until I saw the sandwich maker pull out a plastic bag with waffles in it and put 2 waffles in the taoster thingy. WTF? I know that plastic casing anywhere. That's a freaking Eggo! You mean to tell me I am breaking my diet for some damn eggos I could have toasted myself and some fake eggs and burnt bacon? OH HELL NO! Needless to say, unless you really just gotta have this sandwich, make your own damn waffle-ich.