Kim and Reggie are Dunzo

One of my favorite jungle fever couples has split. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush broke up, sighting scheduling conflicts and what not. Girl please, as fine as Reggie is I would make my schedule fit his, ya dig? Anywho, I have a feeling we won't be seeing the last of these two. But, here are my picks for who Kim should date next.

Brian Westbrook of the Philadelphia Eagles - chocolate, stocky football player like Reggie


Ray J - I know she been there already but she could keep him occupied from making anymore dumb ass shows


Justin Timberlake - because Jessica Biel just won't do

Kim Kardashian's Ass is NOT Newsworthy

No offense White people, I love White people (shout out to the White people), but why is it that when you take note of things or do something it suddenly becomes newsworthy? I’m just saying. Black and Latinos have had big booties since the beginning of time. Eve probably had a donkey back in the Garden which is why Adam couldn’t resist her fruit.

I don’t see what the big deal is. Kim K's bootie is nothing compared to sistas in the hood or sistas in Hollywood for that matter. I really need mainstream media to start giving minorities credit for starting things. Bo Derek didn’t invent cornrows y’all. Jlo and Kim aren’t the first to have booties. And Angelina’s lips aren’t rare. Let’s take a look at all the big booties you may have missed.

Serena Williams...Queen of all donkeys


Selena


Vida Guerra


Coco T


Buffie The Bodie


Deelishis


Melyssa Ford


Jessica Biel