MTV Movie Awards 2009: The Men

I can't not show the sexies of the award show for your viewing pleasure:

I would love to climb your tree Mr. Pine. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a hoeless pic of him.


Man of the hour, Andy Samberg


The sexiest of them all...CHANNING "I'm So Freaking Hot" TATUM


This one's for you Maxine...Zachary Quinto, he aight


Brody Jenner's outfit is fly and he is so fine


Ryan Reynolds is so sexy. Sandra's dress is nice as well. No hate.

MTV Movie Awards 2009: Worst Dressed

First of all, wtf?! Why don't you have a stylist? And for most of these people, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INVITED??!! Are you even relevant? HAMs all around. I'm just saying.

Lil Mama? When is the last time she had a hit? And she ALWAYS looks a hot mess.


Leighton Meester decided to wrap herself in dyed ace bandages


Shar Jackson, really? How you wearing a Fashion Bug dress though? And who invited you??


2 Greasy HAMS


All them chicks from The Hills need to SIT DOWN


Come on Taraji, you gots to do better.


Excuse me Mr. Efron, but I gonna need you to take your little brother's jeans off.

MTV Movie Awards 2009: Best Dressed

Let's start with the people who got it right:

Stephanie Pratt, even though I can't stand her OR her brother, her dress was hot


Paris "I need to eat" Hilton, her dress was on point


Miley Cyrus, she looks classy for once


Ashley Tisdale, she looked nice from the neck down


Keke Palmer, FABULOUS as always! Love her!

MTV Movie Awards 2009: My Take

Well, it went down last night in Cali. And I mean that literally, but more about that in a moment.

First, I want to talk about my baby's father #13 Andy Samberg. From the parts that I saw he was hit or miss. His opening video was hilarious but I wasn't impressed with his talking or singing. He seemed very nervous and awkward. But, he's still hot and overall funny and I love him unconditionally hehe.
Check out his opening sequence:

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Next, how in the hell did that smelly, greasy, dirty Robert Pattinson win Best Fight over my man Heath and Christian in Batman. Please sit down.

Last, but certainly not least, the imfamous Bruno vs. Eminem encounter. Oh my. That was hilarious! Em was none too pleased. He needs to lighten up and learn how to take a joke. But, like my mom said, Bruno is lucky he didn't get shot in the ass cheeks. Anywho, in case you missed the donkeydom, below is the clip.

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